"I'm fine with 'Happy Holidays' myself," writes a conservative pastor.
Previously: "Just don't tell me Happy Holidays because you worry that saying Merry Christmas to a Jew will cause him to melt into the floor like the witch at the end of 'The Wizard of Oz.'"


Dear Mr. Cone...Please tell me the truth;Is their a Santa Claus?
Posted by: Bobthesurgeon | Dec 02, 2008 at 08:08 AM
Yes, Virginia, but he brings lumps of coal to children who don't mind their spelling lessons.
Posted by: Ed Cone | Dec 02, 2008 at 05:08 PM
(grudgingly..applause)
Posted by: Bobthesurgeon | Dec 02, 2008 at 08:37 PM