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Oct 29, 2008

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greensboro transplant

don't know why, but when i clicked on the link, i thought of this...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119528/

keith

Nice try on THE ONION but don't worry the mainstream media has exit polls like Voter News Service to screw up exit polls for everyone

Kim

So, I start reading that and all I'm thinking is what the HELL? THEN, and only then, did I look at the address bar to see where I was. You almost had me there, Ed! :-o

Big L

As usual, the parody hits the truth head on.

Side note: if you don't think Hussein's network infomercials aren't going to bite him in the ass as hard as humanly possible, you're a blind sheep. There's a thing as oversaturation, and Hussein has gone far beyond that point.

At least Tuesday will be the last time we have to see his rat face and Dumbo ears.

Fred Gregory

Hey boys and girls..This ain't parody. Wonder why The One didn't mention his Aunt, in last night's infomercial, who is living in squalor in Boston, huh ?
Auntie Dearest

Roch101

Fred's right. Not parody:

"However, many feel this is exactly what the Arizona senator needed following a mistake he made earlier in the week when he said that "a vote for McCain is a vote for mass genocide."

Timbo

Hey Big Pussy? You see the last graf of the "parody hits the truth head on"?

As of press time, the McCain camp has yet to respond to the potentially damaging blunder. However, many feel this is exactly what the Arizona senator needed following a mistake he made earlier in the week when he said that "a vote for McCain is a vote for mass genocide."

"At least Tuesday will be the last time we have to see his rat face and Dumbo ears."

If you are planning to gouge your eyes out, I have a spoon you can borrow. That's about the only way you are to be avoiding certain sights.

Dumb ass.

Big L

You sad ignorant piece of shit.

I can't wait for your little socialist paradise to be broken up on Tuesday when McCain wins and Hussein is never heard from again.

Maybe we'll get lucky and you'll kill yourself. Much like I'm hoping Ian did, since I haven't seen that coward around here in a while. God willing.

Ed Cone

Over the line. Stop, please.

Big L

No Ed, I won't. For months I have taken nothing but abuse from yourself and the rest of your liberal psychopaths. Myself, Spag, and other conservatives are routinely hounded, berated and insulted for daring to have different political opinions. I have been called a Klansman, a neo-Nazi, a regular Nazi, a homosexual, a bigot, and other insults that I don't even remember. All without a word from you. One of us dares to fight back and now you step in to defend your ilk.

So, no, I won't stop. Unless you actually start showing some fairness in terms of the comments are here, I won't stop. I'll fight back just as hard as you all attack me. And I'll win.

Roch101

"I have been called a Klansman, a neo-Nazi, a regular Nazi, a homosexual, a bigot, and other insults that I don't even remember." -- Big L

Don't forget moron, idiot, douchebag, plonker, halfwit, troglodyte, poltroon, chowderhead, booger eater, elf licker, freak, buffoon, loser, chode and 404.

Timbo

Roch, what's a 404? That's a new one to me. I like "douche-nozzle". Sarah Silverman introduced me to that one. I can't wait for Big Pussy to crap himself again so I can use it.

Ian McDowell

Unlike yourself, Big Pussy (Tim's appropriation of the Sopranos character is inspired), I'm easy to find and happy to give anyone who doesn't like what I say a shot at me, either metaphorically or literally. You, on the other hand, remain a cringing anonymouse without the balls to put your real name behind your vicious pro-terrorist opinions.

Roch101

Timbo,

404 = not there, as in "404 error, page not found."

Fred Gregory

UPDATE: Who is living in public housing, having been ordered out of the US 4 years ago by immigation authorities? Yes it is
Obama's Auntie Dearest

" WASHINGTON (AP) - Barack Obama's aunt, a Kenyan woman who has been quietly living in public housing in Boston, is in the United States illegally after an immigration judge rejected her request for asylum four years ago, The Associated Press has learned.
Zeituni Onyango, 56, referred to as "Aunti Zeituni" in Obama's memoir, was instructed to leave the United States by a U.S. immigration judge who denied her asylum request, a person familiar with the matter told the AP late Friday. This person spoke on condition of anonymity because no one was authorized to discuss Onyango's case."

" It was not immediately clear how Onyango might have qualified for public housing with a standing deportation order. "

Big L

Pro-terrorist. Really. Your cluelessness reaches a new level every time your fat fingers pound your poor keyboard.

And since you insist on the name calling, I'm going to start doing the same, you worthless child.

Ian McDowell

In honor of Dia de los Muertos, and thinking about how much Big Pussy loves Latinos, I'm going to introduce the fine old Mexican custom of the Calavera to Ed's comments. For those gringos who don't know, calaveras are mock epitaphs, either printed in Mexican newspapers or written out by hand on cards given to ones friends and enemies.

Of Big L, what can be said
beyond "Thank God the bastard's dead!"?
At least the grave has kept him quiet
and now at last he'll get to diet.

Viva los Muertos

Duke of Denton

of Big l and his pedantic prattle..it appears his mind has lost the battle- of what is real and what is not-as his mother petitioned, when he left h*r twat.

eric

Roch -- "elf licker"? I don't even want to think about what that might mean!

Big L

The "Duke"'s poor comment isn't even worth responding to, as he can't even figure out which word he wants to censor.

As for the child above, you'll be dismayed to hear that I am quite alive, unlike your mother. Do us all a favor and get a handle on your personal problems; we're quite tired of having them projected onto us on a regular basis.

Or you could fuck off and die. Either or.

Timbo

Ho Hum, Guess it's time to poke the troll.

Big L is so grouchy, the McDonald's where he works can't sell Happy Meals.

Big L is so fat, he looks like he's smuggling a Volkswagen.

Big L is so stupid, it takes him two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Big L's mama is so nasty, she threw the baby away and raised the placenta.

Beelzebubba

The poetic device used by the Duke of Denton is called "invective by asterisk misplacement." It causes dissonance in pedants as they say "WTF, why even bother if youre gonna bleep out the wrong letter in the wrong word." Readers of average and superior intelligence recognize the ploy and never comment.

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