My third fake refund notice from the IRS says I'm due $182.50.

The rate of increase has slowed, but the trend is still my friend.

The latest phishing trip claims I'm "eligible to receive a tax refund under section 501(c) (3) of the Internal Revenue Code." Apparently I'm now a non-profit.

It's signed, too: "John Stewart Director, Exempt. Organization Rulings and Agreements Letter Internal Revenue Service"

Bill O'Reilly would approve of the non-PC holiday greeting (above) used by our pretend government.